murdoch was doing some guides so here is mine
how to catch a coelacanth
1. it must be raining/snowing!
2. they come out after 4pm, but before 9am
3. find a large fish in the water (bigger and more slender than a sea bass)
4. cry quietly into a pillow because holy tits YOU FOUND ONE
5. calm the fuck down and cast out
6. try not to twitch and shake because you are nervous and don’t even say that you aren’t because you know you are
7. when it bites, THRUST THE WII REMOTE UP WITH GREAT FORCE AND SPEED
you now have a coelacant
you welcome

